Amir and Shahnaz again. This didn't turn out nearly as funny as I thought it would be. :\

So anyways, the background to this story comes from ~kurobara31694, who told me that her mom had this experience when vacationing in France.

The funny thing is, "cigarette" is the same in French as it is in English, if I'm not mistaken. So there was really no excuse for this.
_{"Why is Amir speaking English, anyways?" Idk.}

Now, see, ~kurobara31694's mom is Japanese, but if it were an Iranian, things probably would have been more like this:

-argue
-raise hell
-call up the manager
-argue (for several hours)
-finally get what you came for, with a discount
-be stressed out for the rest of the day

In the end, I feel like it really isn't worth it. :\