I saw a thing of Mace brand pepperspray in the store the other day, and I thought "Wouldn't it be funny if a girl used an actual MACE to ward off a stalker?" LOLOLOLOLOL, OH I'M SO WITTY.
Anyways, don't mess with Samus! She's not a wuss like Peach. D: In the great words of Solid Snake, "If [Mario] was smart, he'd tell her to stop getting kidnapped."
[EDIT] I realize Samus is holding a flail, not a mace.
I'm not going to fix it.